To be honest, I want Prince William or Kate Middleton to leave the other one at the alter. I don’t care about bloody royal weddings and it’s stupid having magazines everywhere posting stupid stuff. ‘Oooh, Kate and Will have picked their flowers!’ ‘Kate’s designer is some French dude who is apparently one of a kind!’
Yeah, whatever. Nobody bloody cares.
Celebrities are like aliens. It’s like nobody has seen them before, the way they go on. I mean, come on! Just because a couple people know your bloody name doesn’t mean you have all these privileges. It’s sickening.